Preamble

The constant talk and build up of near-future sex, usually from the male in a relationship, generally resulting in the female being a) annoyed, b) grossed out c) disinterested or d) any/all of a,b,c.

Bill is coming home early today. He called me with the preamble. Ew.

All this preamble is making me want to go eat a pizza instead of having sex.

Preamble pressure is the murderer of libido.

by SheLarry January 7, 2011

backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.

Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"

by Justin Wilkinson May 19, 2006

pream

When a man ejaculates before his partner has had sufficient sexual stimulation. To cum prematurely.

Rhonda: If you pream again, we're breaking up.
Ronald: I'm just anxious.

by muddyallen October 4, 2011

A Preacher

A woman who will praise and worship a higher power while getting laid.

I took Shirley home last night and she was "a preacher" in bed. She was screaming "Oh God, Oh God, Oh my God!"

by 00Mancandy December 31, 2009

papa dont preach

a term that one uses to say that there father is in fact not a member of the clergy

my papa dont preach

by Lee Holland September 17, 2003

Preash

way o saying that i appriciate what you did or going to do.

"thanks preash guy" hfdhghgf gfhjgfnfgnf

by jjhhjjhgkhk January 17, 2008

Preachin'

A conversation worth having,and spreading

Person one: 'I know where the drinks cabinet is at the party tonight'

Person two: 'Sweet,that's preachin'

by IDomina February 26, 2012