Top G Pose

A confident and humorous stance or pose, characterized by a playful but assertive demeanor. Typically used by those who think that they are players. However, that claim has no evidence in the conceivable universe, therefore, the person imitating the Top G Pose, is a fool, who gets no bitches.

Ahmed did the Top G Pose, what a fucking idiot

by HondaCivicEP2 February 12, 2023

Hoe Pose

The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.

“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*

“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

poop posing

The act of a male defecating inside a female's anus in order to display dominance over said female.

John: How was it with Jessica last night?
Chad: Dude, she was begging me to be poop posing in her.

by poop poser November 23, 2019

Japan pose

When an angler catches a nice bass and holds it out towards the camera as far away from his body as he or she can stretch. All while grinning from ear to ear. Related to the "long-arm" but entirely different.

That guy on social media always does a Japan pose when he catches a bass.

by Countryboybaits April 24, 2020

Pose

A swear word we use in South Africa

Jou ma se pose

by Maya235mayi# February 12, 2022

sassy wand pose

The way a witch/wizard holds their wand in an odd way. This is normally by Draco, but Snape has his moments.

There goes Draco doing the sassy wand pose again.

by Drapple Malfoy June 23, 2016

Hustler pose

Posing for a picture in a manner that Hustler Magazine popularized, that differentiated themselves from other nude magazines at the infancy of porn. Basically a vagina lips spreading picture.

“Send me a hustler pose pic.” Or “That’s a hustler pose!”

by KoreanKielbasa April 8, 2024