Poland

It somehow manages to survive, even tho France didnt want to help Poland because French people are too scared and fat americans were too busy eating eachother

-Ay bro i just visited Poland
-Whats that i forgot
-Co ty pierdolisz nie pamiętasz?
-Sorry i am a fat american
-fuck off

by Bruh that's dank mate January 14, 2020

poland

A country that must be entirely de-populated because most of them are working in England as plumbers, cleaners and prostitutes. In fact the pro's are damn hot.

I have noticed that many of them are anti-semitic and intolerant of non-whites, but yet they still rant on about killing nazi's during the war, which they lost in 1 month 5 days by the way.

National currency is the potato.

National drink is Wezlekiazzssias vodka.

National language is English oops sorry polish.

Poland lady: Can you tell me where I can get a job?

English man: What as, cleaner or prositute?

Poland lady: ummm.

by Jonboy211 December 27, 2007

palmann

pda like hardware containing extensive details on self abuse

where's my palmann gone ? Baywatch is on in five minutes

by Sportbilly September 11, 2004

polyanathema

Many haters; disliked by many because of your talents or abilities/you can be diagnose with this

I have polyanathema

by snug #2 September 6, 2010

Poland

The most famous prostitute in Europe.

Poland was gangbanged by Germany and Russia

by STFUNOOB1337 February 9, 2007

poland

A country that seems to send most of it's population to Mansfield without any prior knowleage of English, and no useful skills whatsoever.

Inhabitants of Poland can often be found in the town centre, speaking bloody Polish and swearing at innocent old grannies who think we've been invaded.

Polish person: blahdy blahdy vodnik splish.

English Chav(the first time they've had a use ever): Fuck off back to Poland you Dickhead.

Me: nice work, chav person.

by Vitolium February 9, 2007

polands

The Poland’s are the craziest, funniest, most loving family around. Everyone of them have their own uniqueness that makes them so much more special. You cannot find a family like them, they are one of a kind. They have been through hell and back, but stuck together through it all. They all have their own sense of style, which defines how crazy they are! But in the end, the Poland family, will forever be, the worlds greatest family EVER!!

“Hey do you know the polands ?”
“Of course i know them!!! They’re the best family around!!”

by crazystar August 2, 2018