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Plumstead Porridge

When you ejaculate into a girl’s ass and then use it as the “milk” for a bowl of cereal, with her dingleberries serving as the cereal pieces themselves.
He didn’t just fuck last night — man ate a full bowl of Plumstead Porridge for breakfast.
by POPOES23 October 4, 2025
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to drop porridge

To convince others that a false statement is true. Opposite of "to drop knowledge". Origin derived from phrase of a brain turning to mush.
I wanted to drop porridge on a coworker recently, so I told him the word "gullible" isn't actually in the dictionary.
by scooter333 May 30, 2018
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Sweet on the porridge

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne, he is sweet on the porridge!
by Fhille June 14, 2019
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Sweet on the porridge

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne. He is sweet on the porridge.
by Fhille June 15, 2019
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Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
by benlulz January 23, 2021
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Santhosh (Cyber Porriki)

The guy who will love to make jokes and live his life to the fullest. He is smart and intellectual and becomes serious when necessary. This guy is always available and is ready to do things most people would be reluctant to do.
This guys will try his best to make everyone around him laugh even if he's sad and is usually open to everyone.
This Guy is a Cyber porriki (porriki means womaniser ) and usually is on discord messaging Egirls or committing a federal crime
Hey Rishabh, Santhosh (Cyber Porriki) Just committed another crime, hes on national news!
by Code_Ad January 4, 2022
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gone off porridge

When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.
by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023
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