Pedo-plastic

Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.

Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

Plastic Manners

When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.

After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:

Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.

Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.

by Easy Living September 29, 2008

plastic birthday

celebrating the person on your fake i.d.'s birthday

"you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"

"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"

by sultans_of_pdx February 5, 2010

Plastic Ewwwgery

When plastic surgery makes you look disgustingly worse than before!

Tara Reid had a lot of plastic ewwwgery on her stomach.

by Steupz August 10, 2009

Plastic Fuck

Some of the most popular plastic

Being defined- plastic fuck - when

by Sama-123 January 21, 2021

Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles

Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*

by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022

plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack

Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating

by metal cheezbooger December 17, 2016