The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.
Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
Get the plastic surgerymug. When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.
After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:
Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.
Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.
Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.
Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.
by Easy Living September 29, 2008
Get the Plastic Mannersmug. A unique specimen who supposedly calls him/herself president, when in fact the majority of their already limited knowledge comes from Google Searches and Cable news. They have no interest in "intelligence briefings". They have no knowledge of even there own party, and have no knowledge of their history or culture. They used this Party to get to power as it most suited at this time.
Instead of using party faithful for cabinet positions, a Plastic President will fill the halls of power will family, friends from the club and real life representations of DC comics Legion of Doom.
The Plastic President is also remote controlled. Using a repurposed wi remote a "foreign agent" can take control at any given time using the codeword "Please help me skin this bear Vladamir"
Also being plastic makes it easy to wipe pee off after a golden shower.
Instead of using party faithful for cabinet positions, a Plastic President will fill the halls of power will family, friends from the club and real life representations of DC comics Legion of Doom.
The Plastic President is also remote controlled. Using a repurposed wi remote a "foreign agent" can take control at any given time using the codeword "Please help me skin this bear Vladamir"
Also being plastic makes it easy to wipe pee off after a golden shower.
"MR Putin, The Plastic President in now online and awaiting you orders"
"Please hose down the Plastic President to avoid that longterm sticky feeling we have been getting after such activities "
"Please hose down the Plastic President to avoid that longterm sticky feeling we have been getting after such activities "
by Trumper Dumper January 14, 2017
Get the plastic presidentmug. by Sama-123 January 21, 2021
Get the Plastic Fuckmug. Another term for the word strap on. This device is a dildo attached to a harness mostly utilized for lesbian sex.
Guy 1: I think imma ask monic If she wasn’t to slide tonight.
Guy 2: Nah dude Monica’s gay she was practically begging Debbie for the ol’ plastic pecker
Guy 2: Nah dude Monica’s gay she was practically begging Debbie for the ol’ plastic pecker
by Datcuzzi September 8, 2020
Get the Plastic peckermug. by Teacherthatdonthelp November 24, 2021
Get the Airless plasticmug. by Steupz August 10, 2009
Get the Plastic Ewwwgerymug.