Minecraft Girlfriend

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

Jaleel The Minecraft God

The Best Minecraft player in the world. Hes Amazing,attractive and has friends

i wish i can play minecraft with Jaleel The Minecraft God

by Jaleel The Minecraft God June 5, 2018

oh your playing minecraft

i like ya cut G

Oh your playing minecraft I like ya cut g *slaps back of head*

by Pyrockz October 21, 2020

Die In Minecraft

A phrase often said while playing Minecraft to mean die in the game. This is different from just using Die. It was often said by the famous Youtuber Astelic so it didn't come off as a threat.

Player one: Walking on a bridge
Player Two: "Die in Minecraft!" Throws a fireball

Player one: Falls and dies

by AweGen December 8, 2020

Why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

Because they're Minecraft villager, how the hell can you expect them to be smart???

GIVE ME MENDING!!! why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

by ProSkillz404 June 21, 2022

50 Ways To die in Minecraft

I series made by @jayRiott/JakeEyes that consists of references. "There once was a king, who, uh, TNT, Werehouse?" "Kill him" *dies*

GO WATCH 50 WAYS TO DIE IN MINECRAFT NOW RIGHT NOW CURIOSITY WILL KILL THE CAT EVENTUALLY

by RoseRed669 January 18, 2023

hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft

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hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft caz yes

by bruhlike1028idkwhyallaretaken9 January 8, 2022