clam pinch

Sticking a finger and a thumb into both holes of a woman and squeezing tight like a clam would do

i never heard her scream as loud as when i clam pinched her.

by Ceegeezy October 31, 2006

pinch a loaf

to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required

Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle

by wch-meister July 27, 2016

pinch nigga

that one dirty muther fucker who always has yur back when u have no dip and need a pinch

"ayo my pinch nigga, can i get some of that straight?"

by warinheer April 30, 2008

pinch and drag

The best way to scratch a scrotum. A pinch of the skin is "dragged" across the sensitive testicles to relieve the itch.

Do women pinch and drag too?

by igotbackstage January 09, 2009

pinch hitter

When your dominate masturbating hand is out of commission for some reason, you utilize your opposite hand to take care of business.

Fuck, how am I suppose to jack off with this cast on my hand. Guess ill have to bring in my pinch hitter.

by double AyeD July 28, 2010

Premature pinch

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 25, 2005

pinch cock

1: <Sex> To fuck in place of a cock scheduled to fuck, especially when a fuck is badly needed.
2: <Informal> To substitute for another in a time of need.
3: <Slang> A tight butthole.

Kendra was in a long distance relationship, so she needed a pinch cock for the times her man wasn't available.

by Chris November 15, 2004