Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.

Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic

by TedHate43 September 3, 2025

James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

by TedHate43 September 7, 2025

Cougar-phobic

Being afraid or disgusted by women who go for younger men. Typically young men who are afraid of age gaps where the woman is the older one. A mother could be cougarphobic when they don't want their son dating older women and automatically assume the women are trying to take advantage of their son before getting to know them. Or anyone who thinks older women who go for younger men are gross. Cougarphobia is also a form of ageism - discrimination based on age.

Mom: Braxton, you're only 19. This woman is 14 years older than you so she's a predator who is trying to take advantage of your age and innocence.

Braxton: Mom, you haven't even given her a chance. She's much nicer than most girls my age and she likes me for my personality, not just sex and looks. I'm also an adult now and can make my own decisions. You're being cougar-phobic.

by Cougar_and_proud November 12, 2025

Crap-o-phonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.

The Marantz recorder has a crap-o-phonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.

by maudibe February 7, 2010

go to the photocopier

In an open plan office is a term for "have you got 5mins I need a confidential chat". Usually, an e-mail sent peer to peer, so no one else knows the reason you both getting up and leaving the room.

Hey, that really @@@sed me off I could do with a chat lets "go to the photocopier" for a quick chat.

by Robbiebee January 28, 2018

Low-charge phobic

Low-charge phobic when you are constantly charging all your devices

I am a low-charge phobic and make sure all my devices are charged all the time

by RedDawn September 30, 2021

run-o-phobic

Being actively against people who run

figure 1: i just ran all the way here
figure 2: oh sorry i can't accept that
figure 1: what why??
figure 2: I'm run-o-phobic, AND PROUD

by cacacacacacacaca08 December 3, 2021