Peacock Middle School

Smelly ass school in Itasca, Illinois better known as Whitasca, Illinois with the population being 100% white people. The kids here have e-bikes, e-scooters, and are republicans. The kids are molesters and the teachers are rapists. Teachers are sexist to boys to an unfathomable level and the girls are given the rights to complete freedom. Not to mention the kids get shorter and shorter each year leaving the average height of the starting basketball team which is NO CUT to 4'10, while the taller kids choose band or choir. The tech admins have no life and ban every actual good website. Everyone here is either super chill or SUPER gay.

"Woah look at the 4'10 gay kid on an ebike, he must go to Peacock Middle School"
OR
"Bro this shit sucks its so pms(peacock middle school)"

by ITASCA-IL-1234 July 27, 2025

leaning peacock

When your female partner is naked and leans or bends over a table. Your partner then places their hand above their arse crack and sprouts their fingers apart to look like the tail of a peacock. The man then proceeds to anally penetrate his female companion whilst she maintains the position of her hand.

Woman 1 - " I was feeling adventurous, so I asked him if we could try the leaning peacock. It was difficult to maintain the hand position due to the speed he took me at "

Woman 2 - " Sounds like you had a blast love "

by 10 Inch Finch January 4, 2014

matthew peacock

A sexy man(Boy) from coatbridge Townhead in Scotland

Hi Matthew Peacock you are so sexy!!! Will you go out with me

by Dildo Man 300 March 18, 2014

matt peacock

A small wanker that sucks shit out of ebony midgets

Matt peacock sacked his shit last night out of black ebony

by Josh poole November 27, 2014

bobbing peacock

To urinate or ejaculate so forcefully your penis flails uncontrollably.

Last night with Sasha she tugged me off so hard I started bobbing peacock all over her.

by DeVamke January 15, 2016

car peacocking

To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.

"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."

"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."

by LouieFerook April 2, 2016

Injured Peacock

The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.

Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.

by Suburban_mo May 23, 2016