pathegic

Sexy but in a religious way

Zach was so pathegic, he wasn't a father, he was a daddy

by Zachith Chaperino December 20, 2021

pithetic

Describes da disgracefully-selfish/unfeeling quality of da act of consuming all of da choice/juicy/tender parts of a desirable plant, and then leaving just da tough/stringy/woody center portion for one of more other folks whom you'd been supposed/expected to equally share said delicacy with.

Greedily guzzling all of da sweet-'n'-succulent outside part of an apple and then giving your companion da seed-filled core is nothing short of pithetic!

by QuacksO December 30, 2021

Pathotic

An adjective used to denote a prescence of pathos or pathos-related rhetorical appeals.

Sarah McLachlan's "Angel" commercial is well-known due to its pathotic appeals through the use of animal imagery.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries March 8, 2023

Parathetical

Of, or relating to, near death.
Para- near
Theta- death
ical- of or relating to

It was a parathetical type of mourning, they hadn’t died, yet she was still sad.

by NyxxedEmotions January 15, 2024

Pathetise

Pathetise (verb) – To subtly humiliate or dismiss someone by making them appear weak, insignificant, or pitiable, often without raising your voice or showing anger.

She pathetised him with one sentence and didn’t say anything else.

by newuser1937 June 8, 2025

pastetic hopistition

When you get a lyric wrong in a way that it's so wrong you almost had to apply effort to be that wrong. Origin: Josh sang "pastetitic hopistition" instead of "pathetic harmless victims" to Slayer's song Angel of Death, making up his own language to get the lyrics that wrong. Now we want to share this useful, fun phrase with the world.

"Dude, the lyric is 'pathetic, harmless victims!' You just pastetic hopistitioned.

"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."

by Mick IX July 7, 2025

pastetic hopistition

When you get a lyric wrong in a way that it's so wrong you almost had to apply effort to be that wrong. Origin: Josh sang "pastetitic hopistition" instead of "pathetic harmless victims" to Slayer's song Angel of Death, making up his own language to get the lyrics that wrong. Now we want to share this useful, fun phrase with the world.

"Dude, the lyric is 'pathetic, harmless victims!' You just pastetic hopistitioned.

"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."

by Mick IX July 7, 2025