Patrick

Oh he’s such a dick.. must be a Patrick
by Wwwiloveturtles May 03, 2019
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A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY
I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate
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Person 1: OMG hes shitting on these kids.
Person 2: Yes he must be Patrick.
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Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
Hey did that guy just steal Iran's oil?

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He’s the worlds shortest guy. He’s name is HALILI. He sits at the front of the class. He says 64-64.
Patrick : 64-64
by TheOneAndOnly-CXFU September 17, 2019
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Bald crusty nonce. Knows to annoy people and be a moaning bastard. Had severe skin deformities due to poor hygiene. Normally bald or receding at an alarming rate.
Alex: fuck me what’s that smell?
Dolan: thinks it’s Patrick.
by Thewordman October 28, 2019
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Patricks are skinny dumb boys withe midget sized cocks
by Hddtf ftt January 11, 2019
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