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name-brand syndrome (NBS) 

The technical term used for anyone's inability to refuse buying name-branded items, whether they need/want them or not.
Bill: Dude, why did Laura just buy those men's Burton shorts?

Ted: You didn't hear? She has name-brand syndrome (NBS).

Bill: Poor girl...

Name-purge 

What needs to be done to Urban Dictionary to make it decent again.
My god, why does every dumb ass think he has to type in his name and define it as "{insert dumb ass's name here} is {insert stupid synonym for awesome here}?
"We should allow people to vote dumb, useless, or repetitive definitions off Urban Dictionary. At the very least, limit access to definers under a certain IQ. This will allow the site to slowly name-purge."
Name-purge by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Name's Mom

Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son, Name, how to kill, instead of anything good at all, and at one point raped him, causing something in his brain to go off and turn him into a man with a one-track mind.
Name's mom is so stupid, she got stabbed with a revolver and shot with throwing knives.
Name's Mom by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

name-date 

Verb

To hand in a test blank without attempting to answer any of the questions.
"Hey i heard the english test is hard as hell"
"Yea Im pretty sure im gonna name-date it"
name-date by Big F'n D June 15, 2007

name snipe 

A type of hack that people use to get a cooler username for a website.
yo dude ill pay you to name snipe that guys name and give me his name
dude- alright that will be 20$
thanks my username is awesome
name snipe by RezTev November 20, 2015