Carpet Munching Baby

A baby born into a lesbian family, will be a carpet munching baby

Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby

by Aleishajade January 12, 2009

munching monkey

(v. gerund) A euphemism for eating pussy.

Belinda and Stephanie got together for a 69 and ended up munching monkey all night long.

by Rob Porter December 24, 2007

munching in the grass

A term used to discribe a sexual act on a woman.

fuckin hell shag your breath stinks ! have you been munching in the grass before you came out ?

by feewee January 16, 2009

brachen münchqin shnaut

Like a brachen shnaut, but only occures when a münchqin or munchkin gets up in the middle of the night and bangs its head off it's bed-side table to cause a brachen shnaut.

"Alyssa has a brachen münchqin shnaut!"

by Stu Bawden March 31, 2005

Baby Munching

When one eats out a woman who is undergoing overt menstruation.

I'm so hungry for pussy I don't even care that you're bleeding out your crotch. BABY MUNCHING I GO!

by Sean LoL September 17, 2009

carpet munching

Eating or licking a woman's vagina.

Diana: Lesbian porn is about the carpet munching technique.

by Chocoboywonder April 19, 2018

25 munchkins for 2 dollars

when a women gobbles up the testicles of 12 and a half men and throws 2 dollars on the ground for them to fight for. while this is happening the women is pleasuring herself.

i want 25 munchkins for 2 dollArs to night

by hrsaewaebr May 10, 2011