Stripper Mugged

When you go alone to a strip club with way to much money and a stripper talks you into going to the VIP room. One hour later you are out 800 bucks and only got three lap dances! You got stripper mugged!

Ted was on a business trip by himself and had to spend the night at a motel. He decided to go to a strip club and have a few drinks to unwind. Thirty minutes and two beers later he was enamored by a stripper and started up a conversation. Next thing he knows, he is walking out of the club broke and pissed off because the bitch talked him into the VIP where she proceeded to milk only his wallet. Ted realized that if he would have had a wing man he would not have been so dumb. Always go to the club with your boys or you may get stripper mugged.

by golite January 16, 2009

silent mug

the act of urinating to the side of a toilet to create less sound.

John: Steve, where have you been?
Steve: I was using the bathroom.
John: You must've been pulling a silent mug, I could barely hear you.

by iHeartBaconator January 17, 2011

Mug Shot

A picture of a person's face, especially those in police files.

There is a mug shot of the escaped convict in the newspaper.

by Gzero November 05, 2005

Barney-mugging

Barney-mugging, is a slang word from the 1920's meaning SEX

Yup, I was barney-mugging Ashley all night long baby! Whoooo!!!

by AlreadyDead May 19, 2007

Random Mug

Kissing someone you just met and may never seen again, usually in a college environment.

Sam: What did you do last night? Meet any girls?
Dean: Yeah, I met a couple of girls and got a random mug.
Sam: Cool!

by Trina Troi December 31, 2009

MUG-BLOOD

Well I'm a Mug blooded American, ya hear?
These freedom-loving veins got nothing but root beer.

"Chirs is a MUG-BLOODED american"

by SMitt6969 March 11, 2022

mugging up

When 2 people are kissing in a corner, typically a shady club or house party.

Did you see Jenn mugging up with Rob last night?

by Cresse August 26, 2005