A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.
"Did you hear that he is taking a 7 week mastabbatical? That guy has a tag like 5 times a day! That's gotta be tough."
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"Wow, I took the wrong road last night but I ended up at an amazing waterfall in the mountains. It was what I like to call a 'beautiful mistake'."
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Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon.
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