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cunnilingus mortem

Latin for "death by cunnilingus." When a girl finds her perfect lover, she is given cunnilingus by him until she passes out, which may possibly lead to death. This perfect lover is, of course, a mythical creature (like the unicorn).
"I just met my perfect lover."
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"
by Cordolce April 19, 2013
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odd morten

Odd Morten is the pseudonym for a bearded, burger eating slob. An "Odd Morten" is often seen driving a green peugeot, or a black Quasqai. He will eat you on sight. Dont come near him
Æg vil ha hæmbørgar i skjegget mitt, saman med odd morten
by Sondreeid November 19, 2013
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Legion of Mortem Metallum

Bunch of cucks with high af ego. Also the clan with highest amount of child soldiers.
x - Yo what clan is the most annoying.
y - Have you heard of Legion of Mortem Metallum? I guess not since you are asking.
by RozzyNotFound April 16, 2021
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montegrad

Montegrad is a city in the Province of Quebec, Canada.

The people from republika invented this word to refer to the city of Montreal.

The word has references to revolution, government take-over, declarations of independence, civil war and cool stuff..
The word Montreal connotes postcard pictures of places with sunshine and tourists.. not cool..
by Ryszard December 26, 2003
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Molted Nest

mohlt-ed nest, -noun 1.The state of a females' genitalia after years of abuse, resulting in pubic hair loss and a twig like appearance. 2. A tired old balding crotch.
ie.- "Dude, you don't even want to get tangled up in that

molted nest!"
by phoobin December 19, 2011
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Martel

Great guy honestly, very passionate about the people he loves, he does pay child support and he’s definitely not a deadbeat oh and loves the people that are close to him
Girl: woah Martel gave me 5 bucks
by Mya howard April 25, 2020
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Cory Monteith

Cory Monteith. The amazing Glee actor who played Finn Hudson. He sadly passed away in 2013, which was two years before the show ended. He was Lea Michele's boyfriend. They had an entire episode dedicated to him, which included songs like If I Die Young, Seasons Of Love and Stand By You. RIP.
Person 1: Have you heard of Cory Monteith?
Person 2: The actor who played Finn on Glee?
Person 3: He's gone to the musical stage in the sky...
All: RIP.
by Original Rachel Berry fan June 29, 2020
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