Latin for "death by cunnilingus." When a girl finds her perfect lover, she is given cunnilingus by him until she passes out, which may possibly lead to death. This perfect lover is, of course, a mythical creature (like the unicorn).
"I just met my perfect lover."
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"
by Cordolce April 19, 2013
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Get the Legion of Mortem Metallum mug.Montegrad is a city in the Province of Quebec, Canada.
The people from republika invented this word to refer to the city of Montreal.
The word has references to revolution, government take-over, declarations of independence, civil war and cool stuff..
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The word has references to revolution, government take-over, declarations of independence, civil war and cool stuff..
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Get the Martel mug.Cory Monteith. The amazing Glee actor who played Finn Hudson. He sadly passed away in 2013, which was two years before the show ended. He was Lea Michele's boyfriend. They had an entire episode dedicated to him, which included songs like If I Die Young, Seasons Of Love and Stand By You. RIP.
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Person 2: The actor who played Finn on Glee?
Person 3: He's gone to the musical stage in the sky...
All: RIP.
Person 2: The actor who played Finn on Glee?
Person 3: He's gone to the musical stage in the sky...
All: RIP.
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