morning rickness 

When your pregnant wife has morning sickness and you are so in sync that you get it too.

Palmer was late for work again. He woke up with morning rickness again.

morning rickness by KegMonster May 25, 2019

Morning would 

When a gay man meets another man they're sexually attracted to, and he has no intentions of having sex or being in a relationship with him. He's simply a new acquaintance that he happens to be sexually attracted to. Just as morning wood is natural and harmless, so is this sexual attraction that will lead nowhere but friendship and good wholesome times. The Morning Would can be very intense, but still all okay and because it's normal. does not affect the friendship in negative ways. It's simply an unexpressed attraction because you can express whatever you want, and keep the pure intention of having intelligent conversations and experiences with anyone regardless of uncontrollable inclinations that need not be manifested. Because hey, you might both really like video games or art or swimming or throwing darts or south park or church or pokemon cards or dungeons and dragons or marijuana or making jewelry or existentialism or longboarding or literally anything that is not sticking your dick in their ass because there are unlimited activities.

When I first met Mark, he gave me morning would. I still get it sometimes, but he doesnt care. He loves my back massages, and lets my gay ass cuddle with him sometimes, but that's as far as we'll go affection-wise 'cause he's straight. His girlfriend is super fun to be around. They call me their brother. Some people don't believe me, but I genuinely don't care about sex. They are my homies and I'll love them forever.

Morning would by Polarpad370 July 23, 2019

Morning Trumpet 

Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.

No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.

After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.

Morning Trumpet by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

morning sips 

Morning sips is when two friends decide to go on a bender early morning the day doesn’t matter as there will be a fuel filled day of drink, drugs and sex L&G certified sips

Lee wanted a drink and rang Gillian for a drink and she said “it’s too early” I replied “I know that’s why they call it morning sips”

morning sips by Tommy 2 strokes June 27, 2021

Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.

Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."

Idle morning by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Sunday Morning Asshole 

A swollen, chaffed or sore asshole that can only be achieved after a solid ass-pounding friday and saturday night. Most common in insecure drunk women, dope fiends, inmates and Justin Beiber fans.

Austin awoke that morning to find his asshole swollen and practically rubbed raw from all his guido buddies after a spectacular weekend of fist pumping and partying on the Shore, a textbook case of the sunday morning asshole.

Sunday Morning Asshole by I AM GOD. HI. July 12, 2010

frosty morning 

Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.

Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.

frosty morning by Jizzonface April 20, 2014