A bald patch, usually circular, on the crown of the head. Obviously named for the hair habits of monks. Can also be used as a verb (see below)
Hahah, did you see the guy with the monk dime? Get a hat, loser!
Man, we need to tell John he's totally monk diming. What is he, like 25? We should get him some Rogaine for his birthday.
Man, we need to tell John he's totally monk diming. What is he, like 25? We should get him some Rogaine for his birthday.
by dachari January 9, 2009
Get the monk dimemug. The Monks of "Blooooooooh" are a secret society based in parts of Northern Delaware, paritcularly Wilmington, Greenville, and Hockessin. They are the keepers of the sacred words, and are knowledgable in the ways of the o0o0o. They are also the inventors/users of the form of measurement known as Parape.
A Man walks up to one of the Monks of "Blooooooooh"
Man - Hello sir, how are you doing?
Monk - O0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!!
Man - Excuse me, what did you just say??
Monk - Uhuhuhuhuhuh!
Monk - Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man - 138 pounds.
Monk- No, in Parapes!
Man - What is a parape?
Monk- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!
Man - Hello sir, how are you doing?
Monk - O0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!!
Man - Excuse me, what did you just say??
Monk - Uhuhuhuhuhuh!
Monk - Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man - 138 pounds.
Monk- No, in Parapes!
Man - What is a parape?
Monk- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!
by Hugh Maha August 11, 2010
Get the Monks of "Blooooooooh"mug. Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.
Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
by T.Kazz January 13, 2019
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