Mojo

he's an amazing dog. He listens very well, a great dog a cuddle with, loving, and loves attention. He's handsome and a very unique dogs. He's very funny and goofy, you will definitely laugh. He loves to sleep and be with people; if you would leave him for a little bit, he would be upset. He is a big log, a big teddy, bear and takes up all the room; he's very hungry and caring. Mojo would do anything for his family. He's adventurous and outgoing; loves going to new places. He may seem like a scary dog, he's actually a nice, calm pupper. He is a type of a dog for a shoulder to lean on. You would just love him way too much and would never let go of him. He's the best thing that ever happened on earth. Everyone should have a mojo in there life because you would definitely count on it.

girl: "Good boy, Mojo!"
Mojo: "Ruff! Ruff!"

by BrownnnSugaaaaa July 21, 2018

mojo

The act of speaking in a call while you are muted.

Elijah hasn't talked for a while, he must be pulling a mojo.

by 10ju November 8, 2020

cross mojination

When two or more systems on a machine interfere with each other in a way that makes one or both of them do something very odd.

If every time you hit the brakes in your car the radio changes channels, your car has "cross mojination" between the radio and brakes.

by judo.biter March 22, 2010

blue's mojo

A sex act whereby you prolong ejaculation for as long as possible. Then, when you can hold it no more, you ejaculate on your partner's stomach and draw, with the copious amounts of semen, a mojo jojo, the villain from the Powerpuff Girls.

Him1: So my gf and I haven't had sex in a week.
Him2: That sucks, how about you give her a blue's Mojo
Him1: Yeah, I have enough supply to.

by rLame June 2, 2010

mojado

1. Means "wet" in Spanish.
2. An illegal Mexican immigrant who crossed the US/Mexican border by swimming across the Rio Grande.
3. Spanish slang term for getting drunk by drinking alot of mojito cocktails.

Inside a restroom at a gas station...

Pablo: (mopping the floor) Oye Pablo que pasa? Wassup ese?
Jorge: (trying to unclog a toilet) Yo Pablo, man this work is fucking pissing me off, homes. Someone must have been constipated as fuck here.
Pablo: Yeah man this is bullshit and I'm boring my ass off here. Say wanna come with me to Roberto's Cantina with me? I hear they make awesome cocktails and we're gonna get mojado over there. Plus loads of fine-ass mamacitas too. Paradise homes! Pair-a-dice!
Jorge: Sorry ese, but we can't. We're both mojados remember? We need IDs to get in there and I dont want no one getting la migra on our asses. Besides it's fucking raining cats and dogs out there and I dont want to get all mojado and ruin my clothes.
Pablo: Um... well, I brought some porn mags with me.
Jorge: (finishing unclogging the toilet) Orale wey! Let me have that copy of Tig Ol' Bitties so I can amuse myself in here for a little while.

by Terminus_Est June 8, 2011

mojon

Can also refer to the youngest child of the family, or a small child in general

Ese es el mojon de la familia.

by maria eulalia February 19, 2005

mojo drug

Mojo drug - A drug that causes you to act out, such as twitching, jerking, etc.

Oh lawd, he’s on that mojo drug !!!

by Billy bob forte March 26, 2020