Michelob Ultra

The beer people hate on for being light but are drinking a 210 calorie beer with the same alcohol percentage. You drink
Bud light buddy, calm down.

Yeah let me grab a Michelob Ultra I’m not trying to eat two dinners

by NewYorkPalmTrees January 8, 2021

Story Moocher

A story moocher is usually a needy friend who chimes in on your story to tell the best part.

Tim- "So then, out of no where--"

John- "--The lady pops out of the bushes and poops on his lawn."

Tim- "Dude, you're such a story moocher."

by Dick Tenenbaum December 15, 2008

Virgin Micheál

A lad who jokes about his virginity to cope with the inevitable doom of him being a virgin forever.

The male version of Virgin Mary

“Jayus that lad is a pure Virgin Micheál, look at his beard”

by Micheál/Michael January 9, 2019

The Micheal Affect

Micheal is a cool name but beware! People who name there first son Michael usually go bald after a year of raising him.

Stephan:"How did you go bald so fast?"
Josh:"I got The Micheal Affect."

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

Micheal

A poorly spelled version of the name Michael, generally the more unobservant people spell the name Michael like this. Michael is the #4 most common name in the US, yet way too many people spell it incorrectly!

(Chatting with friends online):

Person-not-named-Michael: Hey Micheal!
Michael: It's spelled Michael, not Michael. SPELL IT RIGHT!

by MichaelCanSpell! December 8, 2009

Micheal

Gay

Micheal is gay

by Flshx007 October 17, 2019

Lea Michele

Lea Michele Sarfati is a celebrity most known for her role of Rachel Berry on Glee. Her stage name is Lea Michele. Michele is Italian and Jewish. She has two albums, her first was, Louder, and her second is, Places. She is from Bronx, New York and has been on Broadway. A rumor says that Michele cannot read or write because she left school at an early age to go on Broadway.

Damn, Lea Michele is Hot!

Lea Michele is a goddess!

Did you know that Lea Michele is illiterate?

Lea Michele has such an amazing voice.

by Lea Sarfati January 31, 2019