Machan

Covertly ntering your partner from behind while under the guise of doing it doggy-style. As soon as he.she relaxes, screaming "Look out-Big Bird!" and vomiting on his/her head. Also can be used to describe having anal sex with multiple partners in a train fashion when vomiting on the person in front of you when one person yells "Look out! Big Bird".

Kevin had a bunch of circus midgets over at his trailer last night and they all Machaned - it was a mess.

by Chris P November 26, 2004

Ass Mocha

The result of drinking a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and later blowing it back out in the shitter. It will will typically have a liquid consistency, be light brown in color, and have a rich Colombian aroma.

"Dawg, I fully expelled near a gallon of ass mocha in the shitter just now."

by Mad Druid October 4, 2004

mechanical keyboard

Something that the Best of the Best use to game in the glorious PC Master Race

PCMR : I got a mechanical keyboard
Peasant : Cool Consoles are better

by gevo_1 October 3, 2016

Machans

Machans is an extended slang version of the word "macha". It is technically used to address a friend in the "yo-est" and the "coolest" possible manner.

A person who actually addresses you as a "Machans". is usually black and dyslexic and owns a Jetta.

He is a person who, on listening to Heavyweight, accelerates from 15kmph to 150 kmph in 1/10th of a second.

" Yo, Machans. I got my new Jettas.. "

by CoolSahil September 30, 2011

Mocha Mouth

- a noun used to descibe those who participate in the act of orally pleasuring the rectal cavity of there partner

That mocha mouth eats so much ass that his lips are gonna be permanently stained brown.

by Wayne D August 11, 2004

stupid mechanic

A moron that works on cars that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.

The stupid mechanic said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio.

grounded out, shorted out, must be a short, loose wire, stupid tech

by estebansux September 29, 2011

I Like That Mocha

An expression to be used when an attractive person with mocha-colored skin walks by.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy who just walked by?
Girl 2: Mhmmm, I like that mocha!

by Valentine B. November 25, 2010