matching grass

a term that actually means matching graphs, but can also be used in term of smoking weed.

dude wanna go match some grass

by thize chizeat April 7, 2003

manectomy

When a male has the defining traits that make him manly removed, typically via marriage or long term relationship to a much more dominant woman. These qualities usually include the ability to think or dress for himself, having his leisure time replaced with shopping or chores, and/or no longer having a spine.

The Kardashians have performed a successful manectomy on Bruce Jenner.

My friend was totally cool before he got engaged. Now he has to ask permission to leave the house. I think he has to stay close so that he doesn’t lose his penis, which is in a jar.

by The Salad February 26, 2010

glans matching

A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.

Hey, guess what Chelsea and Bob were doing round the corner? They were glans matching.

by tory borty August 27, 2013

Matchell

An inappropriate comment for the given conversation. An intrusive, and often "over the top" comment not suitable for a mixed audience.

"Wes definately pulled a matchell when he told a 'dead baby' joke at dinner."

by Damon Sununtnasuk August 30, 2005

mix-match

a pair of something that are totally different but you pick them because you can't find the pair

"Dang, I cant find a pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-match pair.

by hi_hello May 17, 2009

Matchelorette

noun. Title given to single females using online dating as a primary means of meeting potential future husbands. May also be used as part of a woman's professional dating title found on either her personal or professional business card, as in "The Ultimate Matchelorette."

"How many matchelorettes have you dated before meeting me?"--perhaps used during a face-to-face meeting with matchelor.

by Stephanya September 12, 2005

Match Mardness

A tournament style athletic event held in the month of March. The participants are usually females with "big booty."

Bro 1: Yo dude, you excited for Match Mardness?

Bro 2: You know what they say, big booty is my kryptonite.

by Lev in Philly March 29, 2015