Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."

by biitchwhy November 04, 2020

Marshmallow thighs

Marshmallow thighs are when a someones legs are super thick and squishy, like a marshmallow
They are often white which is why its marshmallow thighs, soft and white

Guy: I cuddled with a girl she squished me between her thighs.
Friend: so?
Guy: She had major marshmallow thighs
Friend: Woah! Im so jealous i wish i could feel them!

by Yourannoymealot March 19, 2024

Marshmallow ape

A racist term for a white male

Oh God damnit Henry I hate that marshmallow ape that lives next door

by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023

Toasted Marshmallow Scone

It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉

Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.

by JBSWMO February 15, 2025

marshmallow bridge

The male act of planking between 2 beds, likely in a hotel room, with the participant's butt faced toward the floor while masturbating to completion. The subsequent orgasm will produce ejaculate that will spray outwards and upwards dripping down onto the floor below, thus making the human "bridge" white like marshmallow.

I would like a double bed room please...I'm sensing a marshmallow bridge in my future.

by Paul Porter January 20, 2016

Dirty Marshmallow

When a man has an infection in his penis and and cums on your stomach.

Man his cum was yellowish brown he really gave me a dirty marshmallow!

by Buckner March 21, 2021