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Manchester, New Hampshire

1. A former mill town on the Merrimack River that should have died after the fabled Amoskeag Mills, whose fabric ouput led to the city being dubbed "The "Cottonopolis of the World" in the first decades of the 20th Century, went bankrupt during the Great Depression, but somehow like a ghoulish vampire, the red-brick shithouse hangs on.

2. New England city, the largest north of Boston, that reportedly has more bars, gin mills, and licensed purveyors of strong waters, per capita, than any other city in the United States.

3. The "Queen City" of New Hampshire, which also ranks as the Marijuana Capital of New England, attracting buyers from all over, as the corrupt police force has a hand dealing and protection.

4. A cultural miasma famous for producing the McDonald's brothers, purveyors of the worst food in the world; Grace Metalious, author of the world's worst book "Peyton Place"; and Adam Sandler, the world's worst actor.
"Manchester, New Hampshire would rank as the asshole of the universe," Mr. Youch told his night class at the U.N.H. extension program, "but for one small detail."

"Wassthat?" Perk Pekins asked. I wasn't sure if Porky was leading Youch on or was just a world champion dumbass. I'd put my money on the latter.

"Wassthat?" Pekins asked again when Youch wasn't immediately forthcoming.

"Lewistown, Maine," the professor said in a stenorian tone.
by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006
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manchester united

Team that is supported by Irishmen living in London, poeple who don't know about football and don't want to appear boring or people who like Beckham and don't realise he plays for Madrid and is actually crap
Who do you support?
Man U
Name a player
DAVID BECKHAM
by Big_Sam_12 February 7, 2005
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Manchester United Fan

A Manchester United Fan is the most delusional fan you'll ever meet.They'll suck Sir Alex Fergusons cock if they're given the chance to do so.They are also reminding every minute that they won a treble.
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ass munchies

when ones beasty large butt eats ones pants. the sliding of pants of ones buttcrack
Watch weight watchers commercials or take a stroll downtown. you'll see what I mean.

That big woman has the ass munchies
by Tokyo Faygo August 24, 2006
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Manchester United

The Pride of all Europe. 68 99 08 - the squad including Scholes, Giggs, Ferdinand, Rooney, Vidic, Evra, Tevez and the awe inspiring Ronaldo have done The Busby Babes proud. I speak as a life-long supporter who grew up in hearing distance of the ground so am hopeful that my opinion will actually count to some of the MUFC Hate Brigade. Personally I couldn't give a toss if our support is spread round the world, nor do I lose sleep over our agressive marketing strategy - every time some kid buys a Rooney pencil case and a Ronaldo face cloth it all goes towards making us stronger financially. And with the amazing Sir Alex Ferguson leading us ever forward how on earth could I moan?? Watch out Liverpool, we're right on your tail - can't wait to get past cos it reeks of unwashed shagged grannies and partially digested rat stew.
Q: Who's won it ten times?

A: That'll be our Ryan, for the glorious Manchester United
by Beks99 May 22, 2008
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munchies

Any food consumed after partaking the pot. Pretty much anything tastes good dipped in ranch dressing.
nasty, she just dipped gummi worms in ranch.

ya, she's got the munchies.
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Manchester United

Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields

With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.
Example:
Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"
by top_red_2008 July 25, 2020
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