Manorexic

The slightly neurotic yet completely straight dude that refuses to eat certain desserts or asks about the carb count on his white bread, not because he is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, but because all that excess hydrogenation and those starchy grains are going straight to his thighs.

"Hmm...do you suppose this pita pocket is Best-Life approved?"

"I dunno, kid."

"Whatever, it's going straight to my thighs. I'm getting apples wedges. *slurps Diet Coke*

*Snorts* "Manorexic..."

by Jill A. February 9, 2008

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004

two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

by Picax8398 July 28, 2017

maloney

Something that looks identical to something else.

Hey Jasper c'mere! These two look alike!
Why I reckon that them there must be a maloney.

by Ryan Fucking Snyder May 12, 2008

manorexic

Suffering from or afflicted with the dire need to lift weights and build the perfect physique. Usually accompanied by an addiction to dietary supplements such as Serious Mass Weight Gainer and Animal Pak Vitamins.

Sally - Jaime, did you see that totally HOT guy at Bally's yesterday? He was, like, totally MANOREXIC! I totally wanted to throw up.

Jaime - Holla girl! Lets go to Taco Bell first!

by TabulaRasae July 17, 2004

Karl Malone

an opportunist

"i'd say, if u so insist on winning, join the lakers"
"u mean u want me to karl malone?"

by shouriman October 12, 2003

malört

Jeppson’s Malört is Chicago’s local beskbrännvin — a style of bitter, wormwood-based, Swedish schnapps.

I had a shot of "Jeppson's Malört" to cure my hangover.

by zakkates January 12, 2014