Macaulay wells

the fittiest fit ever and has a huge cock and loves giving head to girls also he get all the girls

mac hes fit macaulay wells

by benny pearson skin November 28, 2011

Macooning

Macooning. To "Macoon" someone. To purposely try to tell a fib/pull a joke on someone. Not exactly getting away with the prank, however. To call "macooning" on someone means that you know they are trying to be funny, but they really aren't.

If you are able to call someone out on the joke, you can say "Are you macooning me?" And they must reply that yes they are, because they have been caught.

Person 1: You brought my car home last night right?

Person 2: I drove your car last night?

Person 1: Are you "macooning" me right now?

Person 2: Haha, yeah. Sorry.

by Cooterpoop July 11, 2012

Macoma

When you study so much mathematics that you literally pass out.

Yesterday, I got a macoma from doing too much math.

by ed2point0 October 7, 2013

machuchi

Someone who loves to fap

Miko spends time in the bathroom, he is a machuchi

by WAIST OF TIME October 17, 2014

MacFuck

Fast and cheap sexual intercourse

I had. A MacFuck with that bitch

It was fast and dirty

by Kroppa January 28, 2017

machune

When autocorrect fks you.

Make sure you visit your gold vending machune - Alessio 2017

by Ryvintsfriend June 12, 2017

machuor

Machuor, the most handsome man you'll ever meet. At first he will come across closed off and "hard" but let him fry comfortable with you and you'll see he had the biggest heart. He isn't quite sure how to show it but ur has soo much love to give! If you ever come across a Machuor, don't let him go. He will change your life more than you could ever dream and you'll never regret it.

I can't believe I met machuor, this just be a dream! I'll never forget this day.

by BasketballGirk23 October 10, 2017