lumpily

Lumps in the wrong place's on one's self, on a belonging or on an item

Sandra - "I slept like a rock last night"
Tom - "What? Lumpily?"

by Mr.T~P January 31, 2007

Lumpy Coal

A piece of shit in the Christmas Stocking...

Everyone's so happy... yet I can't even reuse my Christmas stocking cause some wise fuck left me a LUMPY COAL.

by Fecal Elf December 29, 2009

lumps on his bald head

in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!

Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex

by lumpedy lump March 13, 2011

Lumpy Donkey

An extra-large buttoks of a female that has fat lumps or cellulite under the skin. Ex. Deelishis, Buffie The Body.

booty donkey junk Lumpy Donkey

by DD2 October 21, 2013

lumptionous

(of a person, place, or event) all around bad, annoying, hateful, cancerous; piece of shit

You are a lumptionous fool and you bring shame to our entire race.

by XF Fuse September 8, 2016

Lump Fuck

The act of fucking a camel in the asshole.

Did you see Alex lump fuck the camel today?

Hey! It's lump fuck Friday!

by Noobstomperz October 3, 2016

lumphead

somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!

On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.

by JMC70 January 8, 2017