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camel lumps

A bitch's puss when it hasnt been cleaned for atleast a month all of the sweat has accumulated towards the seem creating lumps!
Bitch Go Clean Dat Thang It Starting To Grow camel lumps! DAMN!
by Rbomb04 May 17, 2016
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big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep
"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021
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lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump
I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.
by Stormfather January 7, 2021
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lump boy

Steve: alex you need to stop eating so many doughnuts you lump boy.
Alex: fuck off.
Steve: look at you you fat lumpy oaf man
by C0CkMan November 21, 2020
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Fat lump

An obese creature that communicates in a language of snorting and has a series of mental health problems that affect how it behaves, resulting in craziness, stupidity, and overeating.
My great great great great great great great grandma is a fat lump.
by Obese_feetofmine April 11, 2023
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Douche-Lumping

1. The act of automatically assuming that a person is an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag, just because he's a white American Male. Closely associated with reverse-racism and general xenophobia, but is most often perpetuated by over-politically-correct "open-minded" white hipster girls with no marketable skills but a shitload of opinions from their community college elective courses.

2. The act of twisting or otherwise misconstruing a white American male's words to comfortably pigeonhole him into a preconceived douchebag mold.
1. A white amercian male, Upon approaching a group of average african-americans at the bar, "Hey gentleman, how are we tonight?"
Followed by the ubiquitous "MmmHmm" and other familiar dismissals.
"Ohhhhh....I get it, cause I'm white you assume I'm an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag racist. That's kind of racist in itself, don't you think? you do know I went to public schools right? Don't douche-lump me."

2. A white american male, upon approaching a group of hipster girls "Hello, you girls are looking very nice tonight, how are things going?" or something to that effect.
Responded to with "eww no thanks, bruh, take your chauvinist misogynistic racist homophobic right wing conservative pro-life thirsty ass elsewhere, we don't live to have our looks judged by your prototypical male standards, blah blah blah."
"Whoa Whoa Whoa...okay, okay, I get it...cause I don't wear skinny jeans, have gauged ears and a man-bun i must be a douche. How about you worthless dumb american girls who couldn't cook an egg start thinking for yourselves and actually contribute to society instead of working at a super-cool piercing salon and regurgitating mindless activist crap you read on your favorite blog this morning? Quit douche-lumping me."

3. White american male "That bartender cut me off, how gay is that?."
White hipster girl "oh my god you said gay, blah blah" sneers and ugly looks.
"Yeah yeah, it's 2015, not 1995, I know. Shut the fuck up, quit douche-lumping me."
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
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