lumberjack jeff

Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.

" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"

" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"

"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!

by That one hoe July 4, 2016

Lumberjacking

A code name developed in many middle schools for jacking off.

*whispers to friend* " Hey Bob last night I was lumberjacking to some hot clown porn... That's the best. "

by Scruffy Luke The Wise November 16, 2016

lumberjack build

Typically when a man or women has wide shoulders, big arms, and small beer belly

That boy is hot

Yea he's totally rocking that lumberjack build

by Patrick Miller December 11, 2016

Lumberjack Fantasies

Fantasiers everyone should have/Fantasies everybody has. Its the groud floor of every phedophile in the world.

"I had so much cum on my face because of lumberjack fantasies"

by Odden March 24, 2017

lumberjackaphobia

Something wyatt tells you ot search up while you are eating lunch.

Lumberjackaphobia minecraft commands

by Real wlmart man 235347e5675745 February 21, 2017

lumberjack

A double dick dude from clash royal.

He always masturbate with the log.

lumberjack is playing with muskaters

by HaHaHahhhhhhhhssssssssssssssss May 18, 2017

Lumberjacking

When one guy fucks 2 people of the same family tree. Such as 2 sister's or 2 cousins or any combination people related to each other.

"Dude, I fucked Sara and her sister Courtney"
"I can't believe you are lumberjacking that family tree!"

by Eskimo brothers June 3, 2017