lardscarf

fat from the bottom of the chin to the neck area resembling a scarf around ones neck

The singer of Architecture in Helsinki is working on a lardscarf.

by Frizzell December 17, 2008

lard eater

a fat bastard who eats a large diet of fatty foods

jim your a lard eater

by faggot sucking cock November 20, 2009

Lardtastic

The feeling you get before, during, and (especially) after your first day back at the gym after a major holiday that is based around family, friends, and copious amounts of food.

After heaving his way through half his usual time on the treadmill, James immediately though, with heavy sarcasm, "Wow, that was lardtastic!".

by funinthegym December 28, 2009

Lard-o-plex

When your lard ass is as big as an apartment complex.

Holy crap! did you see Tina?

yeah she is a freakin lard-o-plex.

by C-shellz September 15, 2010

Lardtardic

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.

The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.

by thechurchfodave April 28, 2011

lardler

An obese toddler.

That 3 year old just ate an entire box of donuts and 3 bags of candy! What a lardler!

by Sparklelicious February 17, 2015

lardkin

Typically a large kid that is short and fat. Kind of like a munchkin but Lardkin

Holy shit Tyson is such a Lardkin.

by Jimmyg465yeah September 13, 2016