Definitions by C-shellz

Lard-o-plex 

When your lard ass is as big as an apartment complex.

Holy crap! did you see Tina?

yeah she is a freakin lard-o-plex.

Lard-o-plex by C-shellz September 15, 2010

Lardo-licious 

When extremely fat women think they look hot.

See that big Bertha over there?

Well she may be a 300 pounder, but she thinks she is lardo-licious.

I just dont get why so many BIG girls think they are lardo-licious!

Lardo-licious by C-shellz September 15, 2010