Long Riston

A small shitty village in East Riding with absolutely nothing to do in it, so just dont bother coming here 👌🏻
The park is a piece of shit anyway

Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Long Riston
Person 1: Oh that crappy village with nowt to do
Person 2: Thats the one

Long Riston by Lukeeyre October 10, 2019

Long Island hookup 

Getting to second base at the very best (though usually it’s usually just making out). Often referred to as an actual hookup for bragging rights, except it’s not. Can also be applied to those in a relationship

Pat: Yo, I just hooked up with my girl Blaire the other night

Pat’s friend Kris: Wait, but was it an ACTUAL hookup, or a Long Island hookup?

Pat: Fuck

Long Island hookup by sirhc.35 October 27, 2019

Long Legged Mack Daddy 

An alcoholic mixed drink served with Jack Honey, ginger ale, and a lime on the rocks in a high-ball glass.

Can I please have a Long Legged Mack Daddy.

Long Legged Mack Daddy by Charlie B Kelly June 14, 2020

Long Dong Silver 

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.

So Clarence explained, “you know, Miss Hill, they call me Long Dong Silver, right?”

Long Dong Silver by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023

Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend

a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex

ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime

Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023

Long-Distance Relationship 

When your boyfriend/girlfriend is across the ocean, not able to meet you , but still continues to love each other.

I love my boyfriend, even though we are having a Long-Distance Relationship

Long-Distance Relationship by xxbubblesxx May 26, 2016

Long Shlong 

A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

Long Shlong by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005