The Captain's Log

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.

Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.

by Meat Sweater hehehehe October 11, 2006

log legs

a woman whose legs look like tree trunks. also known as cankles.

Damn that chick has some serious "log legs"...timber

by Brad December 14, 2004

lincoln log

big old turds, so solid you could stack them.

by Abraham June 30, 2003

Log Twobbling

A derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything

Nathan- "Hey, have you seen Dom lately? He hasn't come over in like three weeks."
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"

by renegadeangel92 April 06, 2010

Starter Log

The first, short turd that is emitted, but an interruption of gas (fart) pinches it off. It is pushed off to the side by the rest of the bowel movement that follows it, in an unbroken, momentous, pile of shit. Ahhhh.....

OMG, who didn't flush? Look at this mountain of mud! It's all in a pile except that short one floating by itself. Yeah, that must be the starter log.

by PEARKAY June 02, 2010

Captain's Log

This is no ordinary poo. This poo is so beast that it needs to be broken in half in order to get flushed, otherwise it will just stay in the toilet bowl like a brown stone.

Man, my captains log was so big it was sitting out of the water

by Don Gulliver April 07, 2003

party logs

When you attend a party at a random house, and you go into a room and shit on the floor.

Who the fuck left these stinking party logs here?!?!?

by PD2 January 30, 2006