Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Joe Locke 

charlie spring in heartstopper. gorgeous, talented, amazing, fantastic, funny. i love joe locke

Joe Locke is incredibly talented and portrays Charlie Spring perfectly.

Joe Locke by istoleconverse May 7, 2022

Lockdown Deaths 

Excess Mortality above the average due to joblessness, homelessness, loss of business , and the like caused by Lockdowns.

So many have died due to Lockdown Deaths , the excess deaths are off the charts with Drug overdose, suicide, Alzheimer's patients dying of despair in nursing homes because their families aren't visiting them. Deaths from heart attacks, cancer & other illnesses because people are not getting timely heath care from doctors & hospitals, all due to halted care for non-COVID patients

Lockdown Deaths by The Florida Populist November 2, 2020

Boys Locker Room

A magical places where male students do incrediable things such as becoming a human fidget spinner, singing the halo theme, etc

The boys locker room is scary
You dont want to go in the boys locker room

Boys Locker Room by TheEpicPoopDealer June 14, 2019

Lockdown 

The governments way of getting everyone inside so they can change the batteries in the pigeons.

Do you reckon there will be another lockdown in 2030 or will the pigeons be solar powered by then?

Lockdown by PigeonsEntReal April 20, 2020

Lockerboxing 

When you're having sex with someone, you also shove your nuts in them.

"No, I couldn't punch my son in the face- I didn't think it would be fair to him. So instead, we went in the backyard and lockerboxed." -Chad Daniels

Sorry. Had to make this real. Lockerboxing is actually: Helmet boxing or Locker Boxing (also called a "Cage Rage," "Buckets," "Helmet fight" or "Helmets and Gloves") is a game played by primarily teenage hockey or lacrosse players in their dressing rooms, basements, or locker rooms. ... There is false sense of security among teens that face and head are protected.

Lockerboxing by quin.lily November 1, 2019

It looked at me first 

When a guys bulge is very noticeable in a tiktok video either on purpose or accidentally and it makes its self very apparent

“Omg did you see Tyler’s new tiktok I don’t think he saw his bulge showing”
“It looked at me first”

It looked at me first by GayKitty July 29, 2020