sharah and Kristan 

young lasses who use guitars as baseball bats.

sharah and Kristian have launched a massive retaliation.

sharah and Kristan by telephone August 18, 2003

Kristian 

A short, fat emo kid with brown hair and glasses that watches anime and plays League Of Legends

Person 1: Have you seen Kristian?
Person 2: Yeah, he always munches on crackers while watching anime

Kristian by dominoguy11 October 2, 2019

kristina 

When a someone sits down on the toilet, having forgotten to put the seat down, falls through, proceeding to get their ass dripping wet.

Meghan: Dude, does it look like I just pissed myself? Because I totally Kristinaed in the bathroom.

Schuyler: Shit man, that sucks an old man's penis.

kristina by shodge December 15, 2008

Kristina 

A word used to describe a female who has a two-faced personality. Kristina's are often upset and feel compelled to put down those around them. Attempting to befriend a Kristina would be most unfortunate. Be prepared for misery.

Did you see that look on her face? She's pissed.

I'd rather die a thousand times than meet a Kristina.

Kristina by kkputtana November 23, 2010

kristina 

A huge chonga often called a slut or a hoe. A person who wears really short shorts. One who is liked by others despite there chonganess.

Did you see lauren today she looked so kristina.

kristina by Kristina Samuels February 22, 2008

Kristian Balli 

I guy who is an amazing, caring, hot, safe, and wonderful guy. This guy is the person you will want to spend your whole life with, and you will want to someday marry him and have a wonderful future with this guy.

Kristian Balli is my man.

Kristian Balli by 09052010forever December 14, 2010

krestina 

A Krestina is rare.
not a lot of people are named Krestina, usually just Kristina/Christina
a Krestina is:
Funny, weird, (A person named "Abby" is ALWAYS their bff, she dosnt have a lot of friends. but if she did. they would see how amazing she truly is!
and she is VERY lazy.
anyone who met her. never wanted to go away from her.
sure, she can be a pain in the butt. but she's somebody you wont regret meeting
remember
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if you meet a Krestina. never loss her or break up with her.
or she will brutally murder you
and she is EXTREMELY SENSETIVE

(and when somebody cusses, she cant bear to cry)

boy: ugh I hate you
Krestina: *starts tearing up*
boy: what the f*ck..
Krestina: *cries*

krestina by Joe+Angel October 9, 2016