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Kowtex

The thin cotton padding underneath packaged steaks and other beef products that soak up the blood resembling that of a used feminine napkin.
It's a good thing that the butcher put a kowtex under that T-bone, else blood would've dripped everywhere.
by AyatollahofRockYRolla July 27, 2017
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knowledge log

Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
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Knowledgealetic

it’s a word dylan made up bc he is a poop
Articles make you more knowledgealetic”
by anna 😃👍 April 12, 2021
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Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
by KiddRed June 27, 2022
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knowledge

word invented just from a young little exotic man that goes by " lisnake "
Sorry I can't be at your funeral, I was eating ass knowledge!
by profressour dewy March 13, 2023
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selective knowledge

just like 'selective hearing', but with regards to having knowledge. Admitting or not, to having that knowledge, as one seems fit.
Linda was trained on each part of her new job. However, she forgot part B, so she claims she wasn't trained for it. She's using 'selective knowledge' to cover her ass.
by MugWumpy November 14, 2010
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Justin Knowles

A person who only likes the alternative to what is popular. Usually in the realm of technology.
"He thought Sega Dreamcast was the best system that came out that year...what a Justin Knowles."
by jckfx September 17, 2013
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