Glock-Knock

The term used to describe when a person, generally the perpetrator of a situation, uses a Glock-manufactured firearm to hit a victim, usually with the butt or barrel of the firearm in question.

Oh shit dude! Our home boy just got Glock-Knocked!

by RogueWraith March 29, 2017

Jobby Knocker

The jobby knocker was a person from days of old. When there were no toilets people took a crap in a abucket in the corner of the living room. The jobby knocker would come around daily and knock on your wooden door with a stout stick, he would collect your jobbies in a cart and trundle it away. Who knows what he did with it. Jobby knockers were thus smelly and not held in high respect. In days of yore it was an insult to be called a jobby knocker. These days it is used to insult someone who is a homosexual

Oh look at that big girls blouse over there, he looks like a real jobby knocker

by JBarry McSporan February 15, 2019

ganse-knocker

NYC Yiddish: pronounced ghanse-kenocker. Mr. big shot. Says a lot, know nothing

He has all the answers, Mr Ganse-knocker. Go call a bingo game ganse knocker.

by Murray Haldanish October 3, 2019

Crock Knocker

An offensive slur that was used against British soldiers in 1777. They would call slim soldiers this.

(Guard) "Move along! You crock knocker." *pushes the soldier to the ground*

by pudusapenyaresyes November 6, 2020

alabama door knocker

When you fucking a woman so hard that your balls keep slapping against her asshole

I fucked Brooke so hard last night my balls were Alabama Door Knockers

by The Butcherr July 2, 2016

good girls knock over spaceships

Good girls can be bad bitches too

Good girls knock over spaceships, I bet she’s a freak in the sheets.

by Djskeetboogie June 23, 2022

knocked up

1.When a man gets a women pregnant, usually not planned.

1st person:
Hey Jessica you look sad what wrong?
2 person: Well, I'm pregnant!
1st person: "oh shit girl you got knocked up."

by MariiJane April 24, 2009