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Jastard

1. The equivilant of a masturbating bastard 2. The combining of the words jerk and bastard.
1. You jastard
by Mike Adams November 12, 2003
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japtastic

An adjective which encompases all that is great about being a jap. From juicy sweatsuits to baby blue BMWs from tiffany's charm bracelets to tacky J'adore Dior t-shirts.
Omg, have you checked out Rebecca Goldhorowitz's new cashmere Juicy sweatsuit? Throw that together with a pair of Tory Burch's and you've got yourself one japtastic outfit.
by AMarrisE May 11, 2008
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jafaican

Anyone with an obsession with Jamaican music, hairstyles (dreadlocks), and clothing. They tend to listen to Bob Marley and other types reggae. And occasionally they will throw on a fake accent. If you see a Jafaican don't ask them for weed. Because for some strange reason they usually don't smoke.
1.Anyone with bad dreads is jafaican.

2.Someone blasting reggae out of their car is jafaican.

3. Anyone with more than two Bob Marley pictures in their house is jafaican.

4.Someone that wishes they can be like Bob Marley might be jafaican.

5.Non-smoking Jamaicans are jafaican.
by NiggaPlz84 September 14, 2009
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Jamtard

Ignorant young folk; naive persons in their teens or younger
1)"You want me for something? Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!
2) The old woman stepped out of her car and screamed at the young boys "Jamtard!"
by Randomdude1111 June 12, 2011
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Jaffa

One of the many English slang words for vagina.
"He wants me to go 'round tonight"
"Well have you shaved your jaffa?"
by Oatmeal tatas April 17, 2016
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Return of Jafar

Banging an ugly chick (namely with a serpent's head) for the second or any subsequent time.
Me: Ugghh I banged Julie again last night.

Friend: That chick with the serpent head?!?

Me: Yeah..

Friend: That sucks!! Fuckin Return of Jafar, dude hahahaha
by Suckster February 10, 2012
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jartavious

Jartavious people
by Lalaloopdy May 21, 2018
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