Incest

When your family tree is a stump.

90% of Alabama's population excists from incest. The other 10% are immigrants and tourists.

by Merryweather April 30, 2006

Post-Inception Realization

Post-Inception Realization is the realization a person comes across after viewing Christopher Nolan's 2010 film, "Inception". At first, they refer to it as "the best movie ever made" or "biggest mind fuck ever", only to realize a few days later that the movie was actually pretty average.

Matt: Shit man, I just saw Inception! Best fucking movie ever!!
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.

by wecomefromstars July 23, 2010

Social Incest

When groups of friends, much like family, all sleep with each other and/or date eachother in turns.

For example, social incest happens when Billy, Suzy, Drew, Ann and James are all good friends. Billy and Suzy start dating, then break up and Suzy starts dating Drew and Billy starts dating Ann... then Suzy and Drew break up and Suzy starts dating James and Drew starts sneaking around with Ann behind Billys back

by herglasslegs May 3, 2009

Incest Baby

A baby born from an incest relationship.

I and Aunt Jane had an Incest Baby after having unprotected sex for months. We are thinking of getting married.

by TurtleSnake69 March 3, 2016

incest kink

a kink in which you find incest as a turn on.

son: mom i think i have an incest kink
mom: 😳

by A1k9Jk April 17, 2021

techie incest

When two techies (straight, gay, lesbian, whatever) are in a relationship, which is usually frowned upon by their fellow techies and tech directors. Why? Look at the example.

Bob and Lisa are techies and are dating....

2 weeks later in tech..

Bob: *crying* wahhhh, I can't concentrate, I can't believe we broke up, she went with THAT actor wahhhhhh.

Techie 1: Ughh, Bob shut up and start working, we have to finish this set! It will never be done by tomorrow if you keep crying!

Bob: I can't! I CAN'T do this anymore!!! *runs off crying*

New Techie: Where is Lisa anyway?

Techie 1: She's with the actor dude.

New Techie: Ohhhh...

Techie 1: See new techie, this is why we don't like it when two techies date, it's techie incest and it's wrong, it messes everyone up.

New Techie: Ohhhh, I will listen to you, oh master!


Note: Techie incest is not really incest. - Jessica

by BleachFreak August 2, 2008

incestabation

The act of cloning yourself and then going into the future and having sex with your clone.

Yesterday, I committed incestabation by giving road head to myself 20 years in the future.

by diginate March 22, 2009