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Carbo-junking

The act of consuming large quantities of junkfood carbohydrates. Simular to the act of Carbo-loading which is performed by endurance athletes. Carbo-junking, however is usually performed by over-weight video game players while competing in on-line death-match types of competitions over a number of days.
"Man, I played Call of Duty all weekend long! I sat in on the sofa and was carbo-junking on twinkies, ho-hos and soda the entire time!
by PaulTheJack August 16, 2010
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Junk Braille

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".
I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!
by Keg Flexington October 25, 2009
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junk mail

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016
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Junk Shot

Dude, I just hit Steve with a gnarly junk shot...I think he started pissing blood.
by DickSauceJones May 27, 2010
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Junk In the Trunk

Having a large ass.
by COCK November 2, 2003
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space junk

"got space junk?"

"give me some of that fucking space junk!"
by spacestud August 11, 2006
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junk

non insultive or derogatory term meaning it,that,this,these,those, stuff, thing.
"Guy didn't wanna say shit in front of the ignoramus so said junk instead, and that people asked about bass and treble in funk and all got silent."
by noixz January 14, 2009
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