Humpy

Someone who is a bit chubby “ dumpy” but still really hot. Hot and dumpy. “ Humpy”

Dat bitch is hot, look at that bumper. She is Humpy.

by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 14, 2017

humpty-fuck

In interface development, the act of taking a shitty, broken, shattered visual design, data model, or prototype and putting it back together to form some sort of pristine fuckin' egg to serve up to the user.

"Let me get this straight. You want me to humpty-fuck that shit into something usable?"

by MangoBonespurs October 17, 2018

Humpy

When someone wants to immediately bang someone else. Often compared to when a male dog feels so horny they start to thrust at an object or human's leg with no hesitation.

"Kenneth was feeling so humpy for Rachel last night, he took her to the bedroom right when she arrived at his house."

by Elegant Rat December 10, 2018

Humpty Dumpty

A relatively young term, emerging from the slang terms for Wednesday (hump day) and the act of discarding one's partner. Thus, Humpty Dumpty can be defined as a breakup on a Wednesday.

bitch: Hey girl, how's you and Mark?
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend

by CUMbova December 18, 2018

Humpty Dumpty

Had sex

I just did the Humpty Dumpty

by Miles kay June 5, 2019

Humphry

That one kid that probably packed an entire head of lettuce for lunch at school. Usually a chill guy aside from the fact he'll lose it after losing a yugioh duel.

Joe: Why is there a hole in my wall?
Bob:Oh, that's just Humphry. He lost a yugioh duel.

by Whomst've'd April 12, 2019

Humpty Dumpty

When having sex while taking a shit

Yo, my girl and I just did the Humpty Dumpty!!

by ISmashRatchets August 8, 2019