Hook You Crippled

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011

Honky Shuffle

When a white person, usually a lady, is crossing the street or a parking lot and a car is coming, they start to sorta run, sorta trot, in order to cross faster. This will produce an odd gait, which looks awkward. They are doing the Honky Shuffle at that point. Sometimes it will be performed by an Asian, but never will you see a Black people or Hispanics performing this shuffle.

Did you see that lady do the Honky Shuffle to get out of the way of that car?

by Jerry Sack February 11, 2013

hookah slam

The act of taking a puff from a hookah (and holding it in), throwing back a gulp of beer (or any other intoxicating beverage of your choice), and then exhaling. The feeling is both stimulus and stimulus at the same time. You will taste both the flavour of the tobacco and the beer, as well as any recently consumed meals.

David: man, this American beer is so weak...
Craig: bro, just try throwing back a hookah slam
David: a WHAT?
Craig: a HOOKAH SLAM
David: a hookah what?
Craig: hookah SLAM
David: ...
Craig: ...
David: :O
Craig: ...
David: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Craig: I told ya

by hookahchamp June 20, 2013

hooker sausage

A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ

Damn, do you see that Hooker Sausage in those short shorts

by Your Alcoholic Stepdad June 27, 2017

Hook Index

As it relates to television series, the hook index is the average number of episodes one must watch before they are committed to watching the rest of the series. For instance, Breaking Bad may have a hook index of 3. Meaning, you have to make it through episode three in order to really stay with the series (mostly because of the icky bathtub scene from episode 2.

Parks and Recreation has a hook index of 6. Because it was so similar to The Office, views drastically declined in the first season until the last episode (6) where "Despite the low rating, "Rock Show" received the best reviews of the season and convinced some critics that the series had finally found the right tone."

by RichardNavarrete June 4, 2019

birch hook

A hand-held tool used to hook and grab wood. Commonly used with the handling and throwing of firewood. Is shaped like a "J", with a sharp tip at one end and a handle at the other.

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

cooter hook

penis, boy parts, pork sword

He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008