hobbitussy

Reproductive organ of a female hobbit.

H1: have you seen that Took chick?
H2: yeah she's grown. Bet that hobbitussy's fresh yo

by kaerh December 23, 2023

hobbitual

done or doing constantly in interest or as a hobby

I'm a hobbitual reader

by Your Ender December 23, 2023

Hobbit hater

Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.

"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024

Hobbiting

The act of curling your toes to grab a penis to grip it, and then biting the tip of the penis.

Oh, Did you see that Ellie was hobbiting Danny? That shit is freaky!

by Sinky Winky Poo December 6, 2024

Hoebitch

Street slang for a prostitute or just a whore in general.

Dude was fuckin a hoebitch he dirty

by Anonymous Los Angeles Resident March 28, 2025

Hobbit

Shot people; they'd be as but children to your eyes.

Gandelf said, " Hobbits will never scice to amaze me ."

by Whiskyneat May 7, 2025

Hobbit

Our dear friend Hobbit, the undisputed king of backgammon mishaps, has somehow managed to forge a legendary career without ever troubling the scorers—or a trophy shelf. Known for his awe-inspiring ability to lose 80 points in a single evening at the St Albans Backgammon Club, Hobbit approaches each Tuesday like a man walking into battle armed only with a damp breadstick. His infamous fallout with the UK Backgammon Federation—sparked by a minor YouTube video that he insists was a “targeted psychological attack”—remains a mystery to most, including the Federation themselves. Temperamental as a cat in a rainstorm, Hobbit is convinced that backgammon boards are rigged, dice are cursed, and that the entire club meets weekly just to spite him. Yet, despite his flawless record of defeat, he bravely returns each week… presumably in search of the one cube he hasn’t managed to misplay yet.

+Tom is such a sore loser! He never wins anything and constantly moans over the dice and looks up in the sky whenever he rolls an anti joker. He’s a clown.

- tell me about it! He’s such a Hobbit!

by Sheshbesh May 14, 2025