Herb Turd

The aftermath of emotionally displeasing a male Herbert. A Herb Turd is an irrational response to a seemingly ordinary situation. The Herb Turd can be identified by unfriendly behaviour, faceblocking and the establishment of ancedotal chinese whispers.

Person 1: I tried to contact Herbert via Facebook the other day but he was gone from my friends list

Person 2: Man, you totes got faceblocked. Thats a Herb Turd right there, and believe me, that shit sticks.

by HighLevelDisinfectant May 20, 2011

Herb Tarlek

A stereotypical bad salesman wearing a ill fitting suit and terrible attempts at humour. based on the 80s sitcom character from WKRP.

That used car salesman was a real Herb Tarlek. What a line he was telling me about that car.

by W Kris R September 6, 2016

Herbalsexual

One who is attracted to the herbs.

"Whoa, he keeps shoving his fingers in her tea!"
"He's an herbalsexual Jimmy."

by Dramaclubmademedothis March 25, 2017

Herb-Superb

Extremely high-quality marijuana.

Stoner 1: Hey, dude. Want a toke?
Stoner 2: Sure, man, light me up.
Both: Damn! That is some herb-superb!

by Saint Nicholas Cage July 6, 2017

herbal dynamic

It's weed, dude.

That good good

Yo, you got any of that herbal dynamic?

by New Professional September 7, 2017

Herberger

An famous inbred Iowan family

Than guy looks like a herberger

by The Roman sex God January 13, 2020

Herbicide

Herbicide
her bi cide

Verb: To withdraw permanently from smoking marijuana, often cold turkey.

Noun: An unspecified incentive that inspires one to stop smoking weed.

Dude 1: Yo what happened to Nick? He looks noticeably more fresh and natty than ever

Dude 2: I heard he finally herbicided

Dude 1: Ah, that explains it.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 11, 2020