Great Heights

what happens when you make your bed in the morning

Nick: We'd reach such Great Heights if we could just make our beds in the morning
Nick: Wow I should write a song about that

by winded April 10, 2022

Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2

I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness

by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019

Cordeaux heights

An awesome little suburb in Wollongong, NSW, Australia.
Only hot people can live there.

Me: I live in cordeaux heights.
Random: I've heard that's an awesome suburb, I am thinking of moving there.
Me: Are you hot?
Random: Ummm...no...?
Me: Then re-think your destination.

by Dont'-let-them-define-you September 2, 2012

pipe height

The perfect highest for piping a female down. Usually between 4'11 - 5'1

I was in the mall today and this little thang was the perfect pipe height!

by Fabio420blazin February 27, 2017

guy height

How tall a guy claims to be-- usually 1 or 2 inches taller than his actual height.

"So, Mike says he's 5'9", but I know I'm 5'8", and Mike's shorter than me."
"Mike's actually 5'7", he just told you how tall he was in guy height."

by Mlbl September 5, 2015

Him Height

the minimum height required for a woman to engage in standing sex with a given partner.

Even in pumps Jen didn’t have him height to do it with the point guard.

by CoffeeDrinkingBanana October 10, 2022

rocky heights

A place where kids from ages 11-13 try to compete each other about how many pods of vape or how much money their parents have compared to other people.

Student 1: I go to rocky heights and I’m richer than you with 7 pods
Student 2: I don’t care you sped

by cpmess May 6, 2018