Swamp healing

Attempting and mixing wildly different and questionable practices in an attempt to cure your ailment. There is often no evidence that any of the cures work, and it may just be a family treatment, "something granny told me would work", witchcraft, or just straight up voodoo.

1: "How is your hangover?"

2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."

1:"What are you talking about?"

2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."

1: "Jesus! Did it work?"

2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"

by Slokums June 3, 2010

Walrus Heading

When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.

I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!

by Aunostah Nichol-Black January 28, 2017

Collector Healing

In the game Clash of Clans, collector healing is an action caused by mental illness. It's represented by using the healing spell anywhere but where it's useful. For example on collectors or if you're a druid you can use it on the grass.

Hey, what's up?
Hey, life sucks.
Why's that?
I've done Collector Healing today.
Ohh, do you have any mental illness?
I don't know, I'm taking the test today.

by TheWallovec January 10, 2020

East Herrington primary

Used to be a good school but has turned to crap full of vapers like liam

East Herrington primary school is bad

by Mandude123569 February 22, 2023

Heading

When someone puts their head inside of a vagina

Jeff likes heading my vagina in bed

by Bitchiknowyougottatakeashit June 10, 2013

dead herring

contary to popular belief a 'dead herring' referes to the case in which all the answer exhibited in a multichoise questions do not satisfy the criteria to corrispond to the question. this is normally done by a teacher that is identified by the name anti-haasskett or a binary opposed haaasskkket.

"WTF THIS MUTLI CHOISE IS A DEAD HERRING" "you are correct the premise of the question is invalid." HOW IS NONE THE ANSWER. and so on.

by taskmaster September 12, 2009

red herring

technique used by politicians, often conservatives, to distract voters' attention away from real and true issues that need immediate address.

Reporter: "President Bush, we have had more casualties in Iraq this month than in any other month."

President Bush: "Casualties, man gay people want to get married!"

Commentator: "Wow, did you see that red herring Bush just threw out there? Amazing stuff folks!"

by sickmaker April 12, 2008