Pork Grinder

A homosexual male "grinding" another male.

Skeeter:"Why is that guy ginding Jimmy in there."
Jimbo:"They just got married, ew there pork grinders."

by Huey90210 June 30, 2011

Straw Grinder

One who chews on the ends of straws, and may even go as far as to flip the straw over for more chewing possibilities. May be a form of releasing tension such as nail biting, but much more annoying.

Hey man, she is a total straw grinder! You no what else she'll be grinding! You know what I'm sayin'?!

by BigD2375 December 3, 2007

Vagina Grinder

A dude with a really small dick. Small enough that it just barely penetrates the inside of a woman, causing the rest of his body to just grind the womans vaginal opening.

The guy I took home lastnight was a real vagina grinder I totally couldn't reach an orgasm.

by Frangene September 11, 2015

Pencil Grinder

a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".

KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!

Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.

by kiidtyphoon January 9, 2011

Meat grinder

Shitting meat while a girl comes over to eat the shit. And then she shits meat and he eats it. This would often go on for a matter of hours before sexual intercourse would begin. Sometimes the women would through ice cream in her diet to show that her shit tastes good.

your girlfriend is a meat grinder, and I know.

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

Meat Grinder

Receiving a blow job from anyone with braces.

The Doc said, I mines well have stuck my pecker dick in a meat grinder...

by misty mayhem September 21, 2012

boot grinder

When one takes his/her fork and scrapes food off of it only using the bottom teeth as if scraping excriment off the bottom of your boot on a curb.

Austen: Did you see how that dude ate his food?
Nick: Yea what a fucking boot grinder!

by The one and only Biggs December 10, 2015