nerd gland

The gland of a human that stores all information that is considered nerdy.

"The great Cataclysm may be at an end, but the power of the dragon aspects will always live with you here *points towards the nerd gland*"

by looktokid November 6, 2012

Free-glance

when you look at someone for less than 5 seconds it is called a free glance

Amina's tits were hanging out so I free-glanced at them.

by Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey September 9, 2015

Gerald Garner

Guy who is fat goes to camp.

Let me make something very clear: The PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner. OK? How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut? Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh?

by Jim Ray Morton April 3, 2017

Gimp Gland

An unknown part of the human body which triggers involuntary smilling or giggling through external positive stimulus such as happy scenes in tv shows or movies.

Look at you smiling away like a idiot; is this show tugging on your fucking gimp gland.

I really love this show it gets my gimp gland going.

by Paulipicus Johnston February 11, 2018

Google glance

When you use the first result in a google search as fact.

At a google glance republicans are right!

I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.

According to a google glance you're wrong.

by EvilDans January 4, 2019

Sir Glancelot

Somebody who has a major staring problem.

"I'm trying to listen to what you're saying, but it's kind of hard to because of Sir Glancelot over there."

by TheTwistedFalcon March 11, 2019

A Garner

borderline Dad jokes Bottom of the barrel banter

In the workplace, banter can be the only solace or break from the daily grind, so impromptu segways to one-liners or quick wit can relieve the mental strain that grafting brings. However, when it comes to humour, they'll always be someone who'll throw in a "Garner", differing from a Dad joke, a Garner remains topical but elicits the same wince, stifled groans and eye roll. On occasion, a Garner may also be followed by the dreaded "ba dum chhh".

Any more Garners from you and you're out of the group.

by XhakaKhan5647 March 12, 2019