Desperate goggles 

When a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.

Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.

Girl: Oh my gosh he is so hot!

Friends: Noooo, desperate goggles!

Desperate goggles by Onsmashhhh November 30, 2011

fro goggles 

the delusional state in which a white guy feels that his fro is actually attractive when in actuality it makes his head look as if it is adorned with pubes or as if he is a human q-tip. also known as "frolusional".

example 1: wow doesnt he know he's a white kid? he's totally wearing fro goggles

example 2: omg the 70s exploded on that white guys head he so has fro goggles on and its awful!

fro goggles by sexylilstylist December 28, 2011

ganja goggles 

a pair of invisible goggles that magically appear when canibis is smoked. allowing the wearer to see an aura of happines around everything.

" GET YO GANJA GOGGLES ON BOI!!!!"

ganja goggles by POONANIPARTY February 16, 2015

Tommy goggles 

Also known as Tom Goggles is the act of placing one testicle in each eye of the victim. Tom Goggles is not to be confused with a Roman Helmet where the direction of the penis is pointing down the bridge of the nose. Tommy goggles is a form of teabagging.

After that noscope snipe, I had to give him the Tommy Goggles.

Tommy goggles by Squeebert_ February 8, 2017

quarantine goggles 

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.

Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.

quarantine goggles by Dank Frank April 30, 2020

Dressing room goggles 

The completely distorted viewpoint while in the dressing room that you will have a desire/need/ability to wear a particular garment after purchase.

I was cleaning out my closet and found 6 tops that I bought last year because of dressing room goggles, of course, they still have the tags on them.

Dressing room goggles by Sassafras September 4, 2013

Knight Vision Goggles 

One's ability to see chess tactics concerning the Knight.

With the White Queen on D3 and a White Knight on G5 on the open diagonal, Black to move, he plays ...g7 to stop Mate. Seeing the threat, Black was wearing his Knight Vision Goggles to see it with.

I noticed Magnus was wearing his Knight Vision Goggles when he sacrificed his Bishop followed by Nxf3+, Forking the King and Rook.

Knight Vision Goggles by DecemberTwentynine March 12, 2015